🐈
cat department
Scientifically proven to improve birthdays by 300%. Source: the cats.
A WEBSITE FOR ONE PERSON ONLY • OCT 17
happy
birthday,
keertana.
To the girl who makes the ordinary feel like an adventure. Here's your own little internet universe. Yes, it has cats. Yes, I remembered painapple.
🎂 birthday girl energy
🍍 @painapple
🏆 AIR 1590
ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED • LEGENDARY
she didn't just
dream big.
she did it.
Some people are impressive. And then there's Keertana, casually making everyone else look like side characters.
NEET PG • ALL INDIA RANK1590
WELCOME TO HER UNIVERSE
not your average
birthday website.
A cat sanctuary, your memories, and a website made just for you. Also, Sai gets unlimited roasting privileges.
🍍
painapple lore
No one knows what it means. We respect the mystery.
💗
us, obviously
Some memories deserve more than a place in the camera roll. And yes, Sai will still roast you.
THE GOOD STUFF
little moments.
big feelings.
A few memories from the beautiful presentation you made for me. More photos can go here later.
INTERACTIVE SCIENTIFIC EXPERIMENT
press the cat.
for science.
No real reason. It just felt important that your website has a button dedicated entirely to annoying a cat.
Warning: repeated clicking may cause dramatic consequences.
CAT INTERACTIONS: 0
tap the cat. go on.
THE LEGEND • THE MYSTERY • THE HANDLE
all hail
painapple.
Do not press the painapple. (Press it.)
SOMEDAY, TOGETHER
the future tab.
Inspired by the very specific life plans you once put in a presentation. I read the fine print.
🏖️our beach house
🐶two dogs
🐈one very spoiled cat
🌱too many plants
🍛mutton biryani dates
☕vedi vedi tea
✈️everywhere with you
💍apparently two weddings
OKAY, NO MORE CAT JOKES. FOR A MINUTE.
to my favorite
person. ♡
Happy birthday, Keertana.
I wanted to give you something that felt a little like you — funny, beautiful, unpredictable, and impossible to fit into just one page.
I'm so proud of everything you're becoming. Your NEET PG rank is incredible, but it's just one of the many reasons I admire you.
October 17 is your birthday. But I'm glad you exist on every other day too.
This little corner of the internet is yours. Happy birthday, painapple. ♡
with love, Sai